Holy fuck does it feel good to be back! *falls over*

In case you guys were wondering why I was suspended:

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Yep, apparently, dA didn't like the great big FU I gave them, so they suspended me for two weeks. Ugh, that goddamn suspension SUCKED COCK COVERED IN ELECTRICAL JELLYFISH!! I couldn't answer any messages, I couldn't send notes, I couldn't even fucking FAVE OR COMMENT ANYTHING. It was like being in a candy store, but you can't eat or buy any candy... Fuck's sake...

But still, dA was only looking out for my ass so that Nintendo wouldn't come after me. I sent dA a policy inquiry attempting to explain that Link and Pit were OVER 19 YEARS OF AGE in my oneshot.

They explained that according to Nintendo, they are underage because it's in "popular kids entertainment." At first I was like, "That argument is flawed because Samus is a Ninty character and she's in her 30's at least..." but then I decided to search every Nintendo encyclopedia, and I saw why they had to take it down.

The Link from Twilight Princess is in Brawl, and according to Twilight Princess, he's around 16 or 17. Either way, he's technically underage, so I was like, "Ohh... that's why. I get it now :3"

So yeah, any smut with Link, I can't post on here. -_-U And yes, I know, there's more graphic smut on here than I've posted, but that's only because those people are doing a better job at getting away with it XD

So to the person who reported me, thank you for doing that, otherwise, I might've gotten into serious trouble over it~

Other than that bullshit... I'm doing pretty good. I love college, I love having my damn learner's permit back (Again, fuck the state trooper who made me lose it the first time), I have a brand new laptop, and I especially love my girlfriend, Blackie. <3 God, I went through so much drama over the summer with her and her other girlfriend, but fuck that shit because it was worth it now that we're finally together.

As for my trip to visit Blackie over winter break? It's confirmed. I already have $100 from my birthday money, and I'm redeeming some of my GC games for more cash (the one's I don't *play* anymore) so Mom's supplying me the rest of the funds that I need. So I'll be there for a week. (Maybe longer if my train accidentally gets snowed in XD) <3 Which reminds me... I need to get crackin' on hers and Star's birthday gifts... >.>U

Next, I've decided to make mini profile reference cards for my OC's, that way, it'll be easier for when I have to give references for art trades and when Blackie gets commissions of our characters. I have... *counts on her fingers* 8 OC's, so... yeah XD

Lastly, I've gotten my mojo back to continue with 37 and LaF. I've been reading through LaF, and I've decided not to rewrite it. I love it the way it is, and besides, no story is perfect, so I shouldn't kill myself trying to make it perfect. XD Chapter 35 is already partially typed up, so I'm working on that and I should have that up in a few days.

(If you want to read the smutty chapters, ASK ME FOR MY EMAIL IN A NOTE. DO NOT ASK ME FOR THE LINK ON DA BECAUSE I'LL BE FUCKED IF I'M GETTING MY ASS SUSPENDED AGAIN.

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So yeah, that's all for now. I'm doing fine, I'm back, and be expecting lots of stuff from me in the next few days.

...Aieeeee.... now to go answer my over 400 messages I've accumulated over the past two weeks...

Middy loves you all (and my babycakes).



P.S. HOLY SHIT, A COSPLAY OF SERENADE!!! [link]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!

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Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to People I Know
1. Why did you come to school high?
2. Shut the fuck up, stop whining, and stop being jealous of me.
3. Quit asking me to buy you a pair of fingerless gloves.
4. Oh, so you get to celebrate my getting my Learner's Permit with alcohol, but I can't even get a $1 parfait to celebrate MY achievement? Fuck you.
5. I'm a pussy? Bitch, you're more of a pussy for sending her the email in the first place.
6. You can kiss my ass and lick it, too.
7. Stop asking for my phone number.
8. YES, I'M LESBIAN. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP ACTING LIKE THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END!
9. You don't look good at all, so... yeah, just stop.
10. He doesn't fucking like you, so quit bugging him.

Nine Things About Myself
1. I have severe eczema.
2. I have a really bad temper.
3. I'm a rape victim.
4. I hate shota- and loli-con.
5. I'm self-conscious about my looks.
6. I have a girl-crush on Princess Peach.
7. I want to be a K9 Officer.
8. I'm sometimes afraid of showing too much affection.
9. I've tried to commit suicide on more than one occasion.

Eight Ways to Win My Heart
1. Let me know how much you love me from time to time.
2. Don't be afraid to give me a pet name.
3. Remember that I'm easily offended and overly sensitive most of the time.
4. Share common interests with me.
5. If there's anything you want to know about me, ask away.
6. Make me die laughing.
7. Always make sexual jokes. Especially about us.
8. Remember that you're the only one in my heart.

( =xxkudokuokamixx already passed this test with flying colors )

Seven Things That Cross My Mind a Lot
1. I wonder where a vending machine is...
2. My hair looks a mess.
3. Fuck, I have no money.
4. My feet are killing me.
5. When's Blackie getting on-- <Blackie Stardom is now online> ...Thank you Irony...
6. Do want!
7. Ugh, shut the fuck up already; nobody fucking cares about your drama.

Six Things I Do Before I Go to Sleep
1. Check my email/facebook/deviantart.
2. Watch porn. *shot*
3. Shut my laptop off.
4. Drink a Vault.
5. Babble a bunch of gibberish for the lulz.
6. Tell my girlfriend I love her. <3

Five Places That I Want to Visit
1. INDIANA!! D:
2. New York.
3. Italy.
4. Florida.
5. England.

Four Things I'm Wearing Right Now
1. Blue and Navy-striped hooded sweater tunic.
2. Sky blue boyshorts.
3. Black fingerless gloves.
4. Green-blue hair highlight clip-ons.

Three Bands That I Listen to Often
1. Mindless Self Indulgence
2. Nintendo
3. Blackie on the phone ^^

Two Things I Want to Do Before I Die
1. See a few countries.
2. Get married.

One Confession
1. I keyed my neighbors car out of anger one night >.>U

...Add me?

If you do, give your dA name in the personal message so I'll know who you are =3

Look up me up by my full name: Denice Bonano

...Really, I don't care whether Sheik is male or female...

But this fucker, , won't shut the fuck up about Sheik being female and even deliberately picks fights with people who support Shiek as a male.

As you can see, I tried to reason with him and asked him, "Do you at least acknowledge that Zelda disguised herself as Sheik to make people think she was a male?"

Unfortunately, I opened a can of worms...

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I can't even reply back because dumbshit BLOCKED me!

Freedom of Speech is DEAD to him if Sheik is not a female in your opinion!

I'm Midnight, and this has been Lulz for the Day.

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Everyone who was featured here: GO CHECK OUT THEIR GALLERIES NOW!!!

1. Course, I had to put my babe on here first XD I love her coloring and especially her writing. I've learned a thing or two from her <3



2. I love her art style, and she was nice enough to do my HUGE Tenshi request pics of all the characters, so this the least I can do for her!



3. My dA big sister. She made me fall in love with the GanondorfxZelda pairing, and her writing is amazing. <3



4. Fellow Twilight-Hater, she makes the best stamps, has great art, and doesn't take bullshit from anyone.



5. She's a really good friend and I love her writing and her sense of humor. Plus, she got me to pull my act together when I was being a drama queen earlier this year XD



6. She does some cute pictures of the Brawl roster, especially Kirby. And those Persona pics she did of the Tenshi charries... *drool* And I like her obsession with STEAK.



7. What can I say about her? She's one of those friends who's always there to lend a hand and is always supportive when things go down the tubes. I adore her X3



8. I envy his drawing style sooo much, but I love it. Cute, simple, and overall, just an absolute joy to look at his artwork. =3



9. This girl basically invented the PitxRed and IkexRed pairs. Her art and writing is just awesome and her chibi drawings are adorable. <3



10. Another awesome friend who I swear to god, I need to steal her drawing powers! I love her art style so much <3



11. Holy fuck, she has some MAD drawing skills. I freakin' admire how she draws, and I love her quirky mindset X3



12. She's another great writer, and her tough attitude straightened me up XD Plus, we share the same attitude on some things.



13. Oh man, this guy is the absolute king of anti-bullshit. His stamps are fucking epic, and if there's something that peeves the hell out of you, 99% of the time, he has a stamp that matches your opinion.



14. My dA younger sister, who has a really cute and soft art style. She's such a young up and coming perv. XD



15. She draws the cutest IkexPeach pictures, and her art style is awesome. <3



16. Holy shit... the best Sailor Moon pictures EVER. Definitely must check him out.



17. She does AMAZING eye manips. As far her imagination is, it's beyond limitless and she takes her creativity off the charts.



18. He might be the God of Orange, but either way, his Sailor Moon and Sailor Disney Princess pics are fantastic.